Arc · fair launch on Tolly · gas in USDC

Tendies.
Paid in dollars.

In March 2023 the dollar hit 87 cents and a million tendies went back in the fryer. Now the people who make the dollar have built a chain for it, with BlackRock and Visa at the door. Tendie walked in anyway. Gas is dollars here. So are tendies.

Buy on TollySpin first
Team bag
0
Fees to holders
100 %
Paid in
USDC
Escaped 11 Mar 2023Still crispy
Tendie, a golden chicken tender in sunglasses and a green Robin Hood cap, flicking a coin.
The Gamblays · two games · play-money

Free to play. Expensive to stop.

Two games, no money. The points are called tendies and they buy nothing. Hold 100,000 $TENDIE and your scores count for the season: badges, whitelist, and a cut of the Fry Pot once it opens. The real dollars come from holding: 100 % of fees go to holders.

Get on the board.

Connect a wallet, sign one free message. 100,000 $TENDIE puts you on the season board. Nothing moves, nothing gets approved. Anonymous play never leaves your browser.

Game 01 · chance

The Fryer

One spin. What could go wrong.
Balance · this browser
—tendies
Best
—
🍗
7
💎
Bet
Paytable
  • 🍗🍗🍗 — 50× JACKPOT
  • 7 7 7 — 20×
  • 💎💎💎 — 10×
  • 🍅🍅🍅 — 8×
  • 🎩🎩🎩 — 5×
  • any pair — 2×
  • 🍅 is wild
  • any 🔥 — lose
  • 🔥🔥🔥 — FRIED

Play-money. Tendies are points, not tokens; nothing here wagers, sells or pays out $TENDIE or anything else. Signed in, our server rolls and caps you at 200 spins a day. Anonymous, your browser rolls and nothing leaves it.

House rules
  • Three fires, you're fried. Post the screenshot. That is the marketing plan.
  • Ketchup is wild. Three tendies pay fifty to one.
  • Signed in, our server rolls. Anonymous, your browser rolls. Only one of those counts.
  • Broke? Refill. It's play-money. The board still remembers.

One more.

Game 02 · skill

Peg Check

March 2023. The dollar drops to 87 cents. You buy the dip before it pegs back. Ten rounds, pure reaction, no dice. Under 300 ms and you bought the bottom.

  • $1.00: nothing to do. Don't touch.
  • $0.87: BUY. Hit it.
  • Under 300 ms is degen-grade.
  • Buying before the dip costs 200. Like it did then.
Round
—

$1.00: don't touch. $0.87: BUY, hit it. Up to 1,000 a round, ten rounds. Under 300 ms is degen-grade. Buying at a dollar costs 200. Connect a wallet and it counts.

Season board · holders only

Hall of Tendies

Reading the board…
What the points are for

Three tiers. One kitchen.

  1. 01 · Holdlive

    100 % of fees go to holders, paid in USDC. Plus a soulbound badge on Arc, your name on this board, a role in the X community.

  2. 02 · Accesslive

    Season top 100: whitelist for Game 03, merch, and whatever we launch next. Top 10 pick the next meme.

  3. 03 · Fry Potpending

    A weekly USDC prize for the Peg Check top 10, funded by the team's own holdings. Skill, not dice, so it can be a prize. Opens after launch, once the lawyer says yes.

Badges · soulbound

Proof you were here.

Five receipts. You earn them by playing, then mint them on Robinhood Chain for the price of gas. They can't be sold or sent, so nobody can buy their way onto the wall. In 2021 nobody could prove they were there. This time you can.

…
The story

Extra crispy since 2021.

01March 2023

87 cents

A bank failed on a Friday. By Saturday the dollar was worth 87 cents and every tender on the internet was back in the fryer. Circle fixed it in 72 hours. One tender got out before that. It waited.

02September 2026

The suits' kitchen

The people who make the dollar built a chain for it. Gas in USDC, finality under a second, BlackRock and Visa running the validators. The cleanest kitchen in finance. No fryer.

03Now

We brought the fryer

Tendie walked in on day one, sunglasses on, and plugged the fryer into the wall. Fair launch on Tolly, no team bag, liquidity locked in USDC from block one. Every fee goes to holders, in dollars.

Tokenomics · stated openly

No team bag. No presale.

100 % of every fee we get goes to holders. A buy pays 1 % on Tolly. Tolly routes 0.12 % to holders on-chain and keeps 0.24 % for itself. The 0.64 % creator share lands in our public wallet, and every week all of it goes back out to holders in USDC, transaction posted. No staking, no lockup, no team wallet in the middle. Dollars.

  • 0.12 %Holders, on-chain. Tolly's holder rewards, every buy, split by how much you hold.
  • 0.64 %Holders, weekly. The creator share. Paid out in USDC every week from a public wallet.
  • 0.24 %Tolly. Protocol fee and burns. Not ours.
  • 0 %Team. No fee stream. We bought at open with a declared wallet and we hold, like you.
Payout receipts →Watch the weekly payouts land ↗
Supply
1,000,000,000
Presale
None
Team allocation
0
Chain
Arc · gas in USDC
Trade fee
1 % on buys · Tolly
Fees to holders
100 % · 0.76 % of every buy, in USDC
Team receives
0 · we hold like you
Liquidity
USDC pool · locked from block one
Curve
None · price starts in the pool
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Reading the chain…
How to buy

Four steps. Then one more.

  1. 1

    Get USDC on Arc

    Bridge USDC with Circle's CCTP from Ethereum, Base or Solana. It arrives as native USDC and that is also your gas, about a cent per trade.

  2. 2

    Open Tolly from here

    Search is full of copies. The only real address is the one on this page.

  3. 3

    Buy in the pool

    No bonding curve. The whole supply sits in a USDC pool that was locked at block one. One percent fee on buys, and every cent we get from it goes back to holders.

  4. 4

    Then spin

    The games are free. The board is for holders.

Open Tolly
Questions

We'll see.

Why Arc?
Because gas is a dollar here, and so are tendies. Holders get paid in USDC, not in a token that goes to zero.
Roadmap?
Spin. Repeat.
What does it do?
Nothing. It's a meme. The games are free, the board is for holders, and holders get paid in dollars. That is the whole product.
Who's the team?
Degens who were there in March 2023. The creator wallet is public and every payout is on-chain. Verify, don't trust.
Is The Fryer real money?
No. Tendies on this site are points. Real wagering needs a licence we don't have and don't want. The only casino here is the chart.
Will it go up?
Not financial advice. Most memes go to zero. Only put in what you can watch get fried.